Me: You were a disgusting asshole jerk face in my dream, so I'm having a hard time reminding myself that it wasn't really you
Andrew: Lol what I do
Me: So much douchery. You essentially blatantly cheated on me and didn't care and wouldn't help me with anything. I had to do an exam at the university and halfway there you saw the Spice Girls walking by and you pulled over and offered to help them instead
Me: And you were flirting with them right in front of me. So I had to walk all the way to the university. And I didn't know the way so I was walking in circles. And I was panicking because I was going to be late. And you kept my laptop because Baby Spice wanted it so I had nothing to take notes with.
Although I will never be able to look at the Spice Girls the same.