And This is Why I Don't Take Taxis

This conversation happened today when I had to take a taxi from work to go pick up my car from the garage.

Me: I can't believe you guys have to deal with the horrible drivers in the city every single day. It would drive me crazy!

Taxi Driver: I'm already crazy. 

Me: *laughs* Well, that saves you the trouble then! 

Taxi Driver: *deadpan* I'm not allowed to carry a gun anymore. 

Me:

Oh my God, I'm going to die in this cab.

 Conversation pretty much ended there.