Anyways, here's a few photos and texts my mother sent me yesterday after she came home from work:
Mom: Guess who had fun this afternoon?
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| That's right. It's the one and only Tazz and what we thought was her favourite bear. |
Mom: At least its contained to the crate.
Me: She went straight to the heart.
Mom: Funeral for the bear at 6.
Me: I don't think I can make it.
Mom: Aw poor bear... I'll say a few words on your behalf.
Me: Thanks, I really appreciate it.
Mom: You are welcome to visit Tazz in jail... for premeditated murder. Forensics are coming over to investigate.
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| "We're sending the stuffing over to the lab to analyze it for DNA." |
That's definitely a conversation I would have with my mom!!!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHA....the eyes should've been red in the last pic...
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome! :) No stuffed animal stands a chance in my house. My daughters blue heeler will rip apart anything with or without stuffing! :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha awesome...i wish my mom could text! her texts usualy look like this: "h i.dfhj ar u"... sometimes it is just one word and i have to figure out what she is trying to say.
ReplyDeleteHaha that's what it's like with texts from my dad.
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