I love it! If only there was time travel and we could go back and correct ourselves. For instance, yesterday I was golfing with the hubster and we got paired up with a father and his teen son. (I know that part of the story is boring.) I am super self-conscious and don't want anyone watching me, so of course I choked on my shot. After I swung and hit the ball, oh 20 feet, I shrugged and said "I just like to wack it for fun."
The horror!
My husband raised one eyebrow at me and drove away in the golf cart.
HA! I totally feel your pain. Today at the pool, when a guy's football accidentally hit me in the head and he apologized, I said, "hey don't worry about it, I have balls in my face all the time."
I feel like mold today and that actually made me laugh out loud thank you!!
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DeleteI love it! If only there was time travel and we could go back and correct ourselves. For instance, yesterday I was golfing with the hubster and we got paired up with a father and his teen son. (I know that part of the story is boring.) I am super self-conscious and don't want anyone watching me, so of course I choked on my shot. After I swung and hit the ball, oh 20 feet, I shrugged and said "I just like to wack it for fun."
ReplyDeleteThe horror!
My husband raised one eyebrow at me and drove away in the golf cart.
That totally sounds like something I would say! And Andrew would drive away in his cart as well.
DeleteAt least the father and son duo now know about some of your hobbies other than golf. ;)
HA! I totally feel your pain. Today at the pool, when a guy's football accidentally hit me in the head and he apologized, I said, "hey don't worry about it, I have balls in my face all the time."
ReplyDeleteYeah, again, I feel your pain :)
Oh my God Lisa, that's hilarious! Everytime I read this comment, I laugh out loud!
Delete...And I just read it over again... Bahahahahahahaha!