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| You can probably guess why Andrew and his parents like him so much. |
Me: I love those chickens so much, they will be bridesmaids at my wedding!
Andrew: Ooooookay then.
Me: Chances are, a Chicken of Honour has happened before somewhere in the world.Andrew could not argue.
And lo and behold, look what I found:
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| Those chickens are like the Freddy Mercury of chickens! MAMA MIA, LET ME GO! |
Ok, so it turns out that these are just random chickens held during a bridal photoshoot (which is a new one for me. I had no idea that there was such a thing as a bridal photoshoot. I thought weddings were about the couple, and not just the bride, but I wouldn't know. I HAVEN'T BEEN PROPOSED TO YET.) I really hope that this shoot was done after the actual wedding, because I imagine it would be extremely difficult to clean chicken shit out of a wedding gown. Not that a chicken has ever shit on my blue boho/prairie summer dress before...
Okay, I may have scared Red shitless by hugging her and talking to her excitedly (aka, very loud and high-pitched).
Note to others: don't treat chickens like puppies. You will be shit on.
Thanks for the 411 on chicken talking. :) No high pitched voices! hahahah! I have never hugged a chicken. Helped pluck chickens yes, had the kids round up chickens so we could chop off their heads yes...but never have I hugged a chicken. :)
ReplyDeleteI love chickens! I am really excited about eventually being able to have a couple of chickens for fresh eggs, once we buy a house with a yard. I will have my chickens!
ReplyDeleteAnd a goat. My husband wants a fainting goat, but I told him he's not responsible enough to be trusted with that sort of power over a four legged creature.
Sorry! I couldn't even finish your post without saying...I love RED GREEN!!!! Who else would ever teach you how to duct tape a tire onto your spare rather than finding a lug wrench!!! Way to bring it home
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OMG - random chickens for a bridal photo shoot???? I'm not sure which part of that was funnier. But I am sure of one thing, you owe me a keyboard, I just spit coffee all over mine!
ReplyDeleteNow I feel all deprived because there were no fancy chickens at my wedding. There were fancy chicken PARTS at the reception, all covered in buttered crab meat, but I might have looked a little ridiculous if I had picked one up in each hand and held them like puppies.
ReplyDelete*sigh* Missed opportunity.
Not gonna lie, Red Green has always made me laugh... then again, I grew up with only channel 3 (cbc) half my childhood, and that, Jonovison, and the original Degrassi were the only shows I watched.
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