It's my Motherf***ing Birthday, Motherf***ers!

Every year, I get overly excited about my birthday, even though nothing tends to happen.

 

BUT WHO CARES IF NOTHING HAPPENS, ITS MY BIRHTDAY BITCHES!

It's the ridiculously amazing cleavage, isn't it?

I'd write more, but I can't. I'm too busy doing whatever the fuck I want to do. Like sleeping in, singing Disney songs to my pets and crashing a bachelorette party.

 

Talk to you soon, because I'm sure I'll have some stories to share after tonight.

 

Have an awesome Friday!