Maybe Next Halloween?

Me: I have the best idea for a couples Halloween Costume. Ever. 

Andrew: Oh yeah? What is it? 

Me: I dress up like a hooker, and you give me a piggyback all night. 

Andrew: Ok... I don't get it. 

Me: What would I be in relation to you?

Andrew: ... A really clingy hooker? 

Me: A BACKHOE! 

A costume that would merge Andrew's interest in Heavy
Equipment and his love of scantily clad women.

 Yep, I'm the most clever person in the entire world.