Wednesday 31 October 2012

Maybe Next Halloween?

Me: I have the best idea for a couples Halloween Costume. Ever. 
Andrew: Oh yeah? What is it? 
Me: I dress up like a hooker, and you give me a piggyback all night. 
Andrew: Ok... I don't get it. 
Me: What would I be in relation to you?
Andrew: ... A really clingy hooker? 
Me: A BACKHOE! 
A costume that would merge Andrew's interest in Heavy
Equipment and his love of scantily clad women.
 Yep, I'm the most clever person in the entire world.

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