Welcome New Followers (I Clearly Owe Lauren a Justin Timberlake Poster)

Hello to Lauren's Blogstalkers, and welcome!

This is me welcoming you while posing in front of absolutely nothing.

Since you guys are new and I don't want to just regurgitate my "About Me" page, I thought you may like a quick list of my previous posts that aren't crap. You know, so we can become best friends and make each other friendship bracelets and have sleepovers and talk about one another behind the other's back. So here we go!

• This Post is a Cry for Help. From your Boobs.
• A rant about the general use (or lack thereof) of sport bras while jogging.
How's This for a Back-From-Holiday Post?
• It turns out I'm absolutely terrified of rodent invaders. And by terrified, I mean screeching and sobbing while standing on the bed.
• Dr. Christine - Like Dr. Phil, but WAY more doable.
• Some relationship advice concerning communication. Hint: the key is puppets.
• Why Catholics are Crazy (Or, when Willpower bites you in the Butt)
• I attempted to practice the P90X version of Lent and ended up in the foetal position.
• Hello, my Name is Christine, and I am a Hypochondriac.
• The title pretty much speaks for itself. I also use Matthew McConaughey as an adjective. It's definitely going to turn into a thing. Like Bootylicious, or Amazeballs. 

If you haven't already stopped reading, here are other labels to check out:

• Sleeping with Psycho
• Andrew tends to sleepwalk/talk and when I actually catch him doing it, it both scares me and fascinates me.
• Crazy Wedding Bitch
• I am planning a wedding with Andrew even though we aren't engaged. Yet.
• Lucy Can't be Kept Indoors Alone
• Want to see photos of destroyed objects strewn across my living room floor? Well, you're a bitch.
• Love Story
• Mainly pre-blog stories of Andrew and I's relationship. Many involve me being embarrassed and/or crying.

So, can I expect a bracelet?