IF I COULD TURN BACK TI-IME! Wait, wrong Diva. Damn.

I've been wearing a clip in my hair all morning, and just found out that the hair has unevenly parted to one side. Basically, I've been rocking a perky side ponytail a-la-80s.

Kinda like this, but with WAY nicer eyebrows. And less makeup.

Really though, what are up with those eyebrows? It's like they should be called Brunhilde and Friedel.