Do you feel like your lawn needs more trashy seductiveness?
Do you want the atmosphere around your home to scream out bimbo! without having to resort to ridiculously skanky costumes that only vaguely look like the character they're supposed to represent? (Not that it will stop you from dressing up as that sexy nurse.)
Do you think to yourself "Pumpkins and Scarecrows just don't get me hot and bothered anymore"?
Do you just love whores?
If you said yes to these questions, consider purchasing the Halloween Hooker Skeleton!
|Venereal disease and 18th century pimp not included.|
|"Hey baby, how much |
for your honey?"
Sidenote: Do prostitutes actually dress up on Halloween night? Like, can you pick up the bumblebee and the ghost on the corner?