There's an excellent punchline to that question, I just know it...
The actual answer is Montana's Cookhouse.
For all you non-Canadians (aka, 90% of you readers), Montana's is a mountain lodge-themed restaurant. Half of the menu is solely dedicated to red meat, and the "mascots" are a taxidermied moose and deer. They also serve "man mugs", which hold three cans' worth of beer in them.
|You get to have a dead animal stare at you while you eat. In Andrew's words, |
"it's just awesome/"
Yeah, you can see why he asked to celebrate there.
We began the night wearing paper antlers (the hick version of paper crowns). However, as soon as Andrew saw me wearing a full rack of antlers, he ripped it off my head in disgust, shouted " a doe doesn't have antlers!" and tore off the top of my antlers. He then gingerly placed the modified hick-crown back on my head and continued on as if nothing happened.
|Apparently this is a deer mating ritual.... I'm flattered, I guess?|
|Behold, Andrew the Steak Sauce Stealer, the cheapest Viking in the land!|
|Yes, because when being asked to pose while sporting a moose rack, it is |
best to look pensive. A+ for that rationale, Andrew.
|I actually had to duck under to be anywhere near him.|
Happy Birthday Andrew!