Until that moment, I had never truly felt like a genius.
Sidenote: When you enter ShamWow and ShamFuckingWow in Google, the image results pretty much stay the same. It's so awesome, you don't even need to add a fucking swear word.And in case you've somehow never heard of a ShamWow, here's more information about it.
Sidenote: Ok, I lied. Swear words do make it more awesome.