2:15 - Andrew decided to have some fun and told her that he traded in the watch for a six pack.
2:30 - We just found out Andrew is her ex. I am also a 15 year old ugly, greasy tramp who looks like a man. I also presume that I helped him cheat on her.
3:00 - She's not believing Andrew whatsoever. She's going on about how Matt pretends he's tough shit, but she's seen him cry a bunch of times, and that he killed his dog. And then cried.
3:26 - Kaitlyn is going on about how "she's not stupid" and that "jake" gave her the number, so it's the right one.
3:45 - She's getting angry and calling Andrew names now, and demanding her money.
3:55 - I've decided to join in on the texting war. I'm going in.
Her: Who's this :s
(Good, she's scared. I'll stay persistent)
Me: Is this Kaitlyn?
- Yeah, this is obviously Kaitlyn.
Her: Who is this
- Lmfao not gunna say?
(Is she taunting me?!)
Me: Please stop texting my partner. He was entertained at first, but now he's tired of this.
(I'm not going to be a bitch straight out of the gate. Who do you think I am?)
Her: Who's this
(God, she's annoying. Plus, she doesn't know proper punctuation use. Minus one point for Kaitlyn.)
Me: Andrew's common law.
Her: Lmfao that's my ex boyfriends number n I know it
(Oh dear Lord. Not only does she not get it at all, but she also just used a letter as a word.)
Me: Seriously, if he was your ex, you should know his number better. But I'm glad you're getting a kick out of this as much as we are :)
(At this point, I'm being kinda condescending, I know. But I can't help it.)
Her: Seriously it is cause I have it in my phone
(What the hell kind of logic is this? Is her phone all-knowing?)
Me: Well, maybe you put it in when you were drinking? I admire your conviction, but you definitely have the wrong number.
Her: I've been texting that number since july soo
(Ok, this girl is stupid. I'm bringing in some concrete evidence.)
4:15 - She's been texting us for about 2 hours now. She's quite persistent.
Me: And is this his dog? Cause it's ours for sure. And I've seen his license. 100% sure there's no double life going on.
4:26 - No messages from her yet. From a text a minute to this, I think she's done.
(But I need to throw in the last word. Again. :P)
Me: I'm glad you finally got the message.
I think I'll message her again tomorrow :)