Seriously. You're all welcome here. Except those who like clowns. You guys get the fuck out of here.
I'm checking out my stats for the day, looking at the traffic sources. This is what I see.
|A daily reminder that my blog lacks a following. Probably because people are tired of hearing about Lucy and my cats. Which I now just mentioned once again. Damn it.|
|Bitches be cray'.|
Now, I may be mistaken in how these stats work, but from what I understand, either 27 different people with a shaky grasp of the concept of spacing words all came to find my blog by googling the Care Bears villain, or one person googled the same damn thing 27 times.
I highly doubt that over twenty people all made the same spacing mistakes in one day while looking for No Heart. Especially since no one really gives a damn about him anymore. So I'm going to go with the idea that one person repeatedly clicked the "Google Search" button while searching for "carebears noheart", thinking that if they pushed the exact same button over and over again, the results might change.
Or even worse, this person might have looked through 27 pages of search results while trying to find the perfect article about an evil wizard with a ridiculously unimaginative name. And that's a sad, sad amount of dedication.