|How I imagine it. I also believe that she always signs |
her name as "Jenny the Bloggess", even on her tax
forms. Also, you have no idea how long it took me
to sign that using Paint. No idea.
Oh my God, SHE SAID MY NAME, EVERYONE! It's like being touched by an angel, if you replaced the angel with a chronically anxious Goddess of Blogging who has a strong penchant for taxidermied animals in outfits.
|What her toy looks like.|
So that was exciting in and of itself. THEN, I went to check my stats, to see if No Heart's biggest fan came back.
And I saw this.
|The pageviews this week.|
Such is the power of the Bloggess.
Not only have my pageviews quadrupledmillioned, but I have six new followers. As of this morning. (Hey-oh, new followers! Thanks for joining and enjoy the ride!)
I just want to throw it out there that it took me seven months to get ten followers, and I've now gotten over half of that in one day. If I wasn't so happy, I'd be pissed. I'm complicated like that.In celebration, I'm going to pick up the destruction left by the tornado known as Lucy.
Also, I'm wearing a new bra today. It feels nice.