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| How I imagine it. I also believe that she always signs her name as "Jenny the Bloggess", even on her tax forms. Also, you have no idea how long it took me to sign that using Paint. No idea. |
Oh my God, SHE SAID MY NAME, EVERYONE! It's like being touched by an angel, if you replaced the angel with a chronically anxious Goddess of Blogging who has a strong penchant for taxidermied animals in outfits.
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| What her toy looks like. |
So that was exciting in and of itself. THEN, I went to check my stats, to see if No Heart's biggest fan came back.
And I saw this.
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| The pageviews this week. |
Such is the power of the Bloggess.
Not only have my pageviews quadrupledmillioned, but I have six new followers. As of this morning. (Hey-oh, new followers! Thanks for joining and enjoy the ride!)
I just want to throw it out there that it took me seven months to get ten followers, and I've now gotten over half of that in one day. If I wasn't so happy, I'd be pissed. I'm complicated like that.In celebration, I'm going to pick up the destruction left by the tornado known as Lucy.
Also, I'm wearing a new bra today. It feels nice.
What did you do to get so awesome?
ReplyDeleteI commented on the Bloggess' post where she was asking for possible names she could give to her taxidermied mice orchestra. Clearly, the random selection of my comment as a winner hints at my above par skill at naming dead animals.
DeleteYay! Congratulations on being mentioned by The Blogess! It's the dream of all of us small, growing, dedicated crazy blogging women! I'm glad she mentioned you, because now I have one more place to go on the inter webs for a laugh at nothing particular, and one more badass female blogger to connect with! Keep up the great writing.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.journeytowildness.blogspot.com
Thanks! It's crazy how one little mention by a person can affect my little ol' blog! I hope I can maintain Badassedness in future posts!
DeleteThe day she started following me on twitter I took myself out for drinks! I am pretty sure that Jenny Lawson is the coolest crazy chick EVER! I thought I was, but I will relinquish my grip on that title and allow HER to be ahead of me!
ReplyDeleteHowever the sushi chef told my youngest last night that she has a really cool mom. So I have the endorsement of sushi chefs. I feel complete!
Congrats on the mention, that is how I found you and just loved your sense of humor, so hello from one new follower!
www.sweetydarlin.blogspot.com
Sushi chefs are the best judge of character. Ever.
DeleteYea! Good for you! New bras are the greatest; I'm so happy yours is working out for you. keep up the awesome job of supporting the ladies!
ReplyDeletePrincess WeeWee
It's nice to know that someone knows what is truly important in life. It's all about the sweater puppies.
DeleteHello from a new follower! I find you hilarious and you keep me very entertained on an other wise BORING work day!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much! I oftentimes write these posts to entertain myself during an otherwise boring work day. :)
DeleteYAY! I would probably have similar reactions. (hugs)
ReplyDeleteAnd new bras are awesome too!
Thanks! I totally felt that virtual hug. It freaked the shit out of me. :P
DeleteHip hip hurray for new bras!
I saw that on The Bloggess and I was like "I BET THAT'S THE CHRISTINE THAT FOLLOWS MY BLOG," and it WAS! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteOnce, I was one of the first ten commenters on her blog, and I wrote something funny, and that remains the most active day on my blog. The Bloggess is King Midas without a stupid moral at the end.
(By the way, don't ever ask the character recognition thing to give you an audio version of the words. It'll give you nightmares.)
The amount of pageviews I got that week was ridiculous! Unfortunately, my pageviews have now gone back to normal. It's like being handed a llama, but then having to trade the llama for a rabbit; rabbits are cute and all, but damnit, I want that llama back!
DeleteYou won an audio book AND extra fans! Also it helps that your blog is full of win.
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