However, after over six months without a hair cut, I did start to look homeless. (I was going to put a funny picture of a homeless person, but then realized that there's no such thing as a truly funny picture of a homeless person. My bad.)
So, when I finally found a new hairdresser, I did something I've never done before.
|Star Trek reference. Get it?|
|As your president, I promise to stay voluminous |
and shiny, and to reduce the amount of product
used this year. VOTE FOR HAIR!
Sounds all peachy keen, right?
|The hair after two days of not being washed. Ok, that's a |
lie. It was the third day. And I still look homeless. But
an awesome kind of homeless. I also don't know how to
style this new hair yet. Whatever, I can still cut you.