Monday, 10 September 2012

Because Saying "Goddamn Baby" Would be Blasphemous.

While exiting Boston Pizza's with my parents, we heard a car honking like the apocalypse was coming and could only be prevented by noise pollution. We turned to see a car casually cutting off a minivan at only 50 km/h. The woman in the minivan kept laying on the horn nonstop. When the cars got nearer to us, we saw the driver stick her head out of the window and yell "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?! I HAVE A FUCKING BABY IN THE CAR, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!". Because when you have a fucking baby in the car, it's safest to stick your head out of the window and rage.


So much for being polite Canadians.

6 comments:

  1. My husband is famous for hating those "Baby On Board" signs that people like to hang in their windows.

    "Do they think that I say to myself 'Oh, I *was* going to drive like an asshole, but I see that there is a baby in that car, so i will fuck with another car instead'?"

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    1. I like your husband. He would get along well with Andrew.

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  2. It drives me nuts when I see people do shit like this!!

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    1. What is even the point anyways?? Is you yelling like a lunatic going to make the other person feel sheeping and suddenly turn them into a good driver?

      No.

      It's going to make them want to beat you up at the next stop light.

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  3. ooooh this is awesome. I love when stupid people do hypocritical shit.

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    1. I just feel bad for the fucking baby....

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