Saturday, 22 September 2012

I'm Sick and Tazz is a Psychopath.

Sorry for a lack of posts these past few days, but I've been super sick. Fortunately, I've been milking it for all its worth with Andrew. When life gives you lemons that make you nauseous, you make lemonade with electrolytes to keep you hydrated.

Anyways, here's a few photos and texts my mother sent me yesterday after she came home from work:
Mom: Guess who had fun this afternoon?
That's right. It's the one and only Tazz and what we thought
was her favourite bear.

Mom: At least its contained to the crate.
Me: She went straight to the heart.
Mom: Funeral for the bear at 6.
Me: I don't think I can make it.
Mom: Aw poor bear... I'll say a few words on your behalf.
Me: Thanks, I really appreciate it.
Mom: You are welcome to visit Tazz in jail... for premeditated murder. Forensics are coming over to investigate.
"We're sending the stuffing over to the lab to analyze it for DNA."


  1. That's definitely a conversation I would have with my mom!!!

  2. BAHAHAHAHA....the eyes should've been red in the last pic...

  3. That is awesome! :) No stuffed animal stands a chance in my house. My daughters blue heeler will rip apart anything with or without stuffing! :)

  4. Hahaha awesome...i wish my mom could text! her texts usualy look like this: "h i.dfhj ar u"... sometimes it is just one word and i have to figure out what she is trying to say.

    1. Haha that's what it's like with texts from my dad.


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