Earlier today we were at his parents house for a family game night. It happened while we were waiting to set-up the Whitetail-opoly (No joke. I ordered it online for him for our first Christmas together and now, three and a half years later, he finally decides to play it.). I was sitting next to Andrew at the table, bored when I decided to play with the first things I could get my hands on.
It just so happened that the nearest things were a small rubber band and one of those plastic hanger hook thingies. I don't know how to better explain it, so I somehow found a picture online. Okay, now you know.
I got to be a big rack, and owned a couple of taxidermy places. |
It's the top part of this whatsitcalled. |
So I put both together and started playing around. I basically created a rudimentary slingshot.
I have a feeling most of you see where this is going.
At one point, I thought to myself "Gee, this could probably go pretty far..." It is at this point that I slipped. And it flew. It flew hard, right into Andrew's eye. It was amazing how accurately it hit him, really. I gasped in shock. He was not impressed. In fact, he was downright pissed. Since we were in the presence of Andrew's four-year-old nephew, he said "What. The. FUCK. Christine."
I apologized a million times while trying extremely hard not to laugh. I ended up getting the silence treatment for 4 entire hours.
But seriously, it was an awesome shot.
That's so freakin' hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood shot!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHHAA... I laughed out loud... seriously...
ReplyDeleteBahaha I just read this now. First thing in the morning waiting for class to start. I was pretty unenthusiastic but the laughing out loud seems to have helped.
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