Monday, 23 January 2012

Wheel of Randomly-Generated Words.

While trying to find a new Gamertag or whatever the hell it's called, Andrew was given a few lovely and highly creative suggestions by the Xbox 360. Here are a few:


vol·u·ble [vol-yuh-buhl] adjective. characterized by a ready and continuous flow of words

Yup. That about sums it up.

Fnord: A word placed randomly in sentences, purported to instill fear or uneasiness in the reader. Its use generally references a conspiracy or parody thereof.

So... Basically a random, scary, paranoid uncle? That is a horrible gamertag! Who the hell wants to play XBox Live with a crazy family member that makes you uncomfortable?


Here, a pigeon. Now, want to play in my Beatles Rockband?

Resinate: (tr) to impregnate with resin

Any pig impregnated with plant secretions has to be a pretty uncomfortable pig, if you ask me. Although it might smell lovely, it they used frankincense.

Also, I am scared to Google image search "uncorfortable impregnated pig", so no picture for this one.


Oh, it's a slice of pizza? I thought it was a pillow! My bad.
Anyone who can't differentiate between a pizza slice and a pillow is not worthy of a game of Halo.

"PungentTooth? I think you should reject his friend invite...."

Ew. Just... ew.


Same comment as PungentTooth.

Although I will throw in the definition of clammy; disagreeably moist, sticky, and cold to the touch.

Now imagine the clammiest loaf of break you have ever seen. Do you want to play a racing game with it? I didn't think so.

Suffice to say, Andrew kept his old Gamertag.

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