Way back before I met my Hick man, I was hanging out with his cousin Miss Love all the time. I slept over at her house all the time, we danced our asses off at house parties, heck, we were "married" on Facebook. So you know that shit was official.
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One of those times, I had stayed the night and the next day was spent outside so by the end of the day, we were disgusting. So we decided to take a quick shower. So she lent me her old one peice tie dye swimsuit, put on her other swimsuit and we hopped in together.
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Ms. : But honey, it's ok to admit it.
Miss : ... But I'm not. We were just taking a shower together.
Ms. : *raised eyebrows*
Miss : We had on swimsuits! I'm not a lesbian!
Ms. : Well, just remember I love you no matter what you do...Love let me know what happened. So I make sure to act extra friendly towards Miss Love to freak her mom out whenever I come over.