Due to the current lack of adventure in my life, here are a few comments made by Andrew in his sleep.
Andrew:...That is some creepy shit right there....
(As much as I tried to get more information out of Andrew, that was all he muttered. I even woke him up in an attempt to question his conscious self while the dream was still fresh. It wasn't fresh and he wasn't happy.)
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| What it would look like it if Andrew actually did road marking. |
Another night....
Andrew: I did it!
Me: What did you do Andrew?
Andrew: I painted the white lines!
(Apparently he was painting the stripes on streets and highways in his dream. Who knew that could evoke such a feeling of pride?)
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| Is this a dream? Wait, I DON'T CARE!! |
P.S. Remind me to write about the time I accidentally punched Andrew in my sleep and the time I accidentally slapped him. But the slap he deserved.
My husband once literally sent me flying off the bed once in the middle of the night because he sleep-thought that the fan was going to fall on me. I didn't know whether to be angry about the pain or touched that he was trying to save me. I went with angry.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that gardening hose thing seriously made me laugh out loud.
Haha!
ReplyDeleteI once told my ex to "get to the other side" (I meant of the can line, long story) and I woke up with him over me and I was mean to him when he said that he was trying to get to the other side of the bed. I told him that he was stupid, I wanted him on the other side of the can line, then rolled over haha.
And once he pushed me off the bed because I was "doing it wrong..." apparently I was on a boat with him and I was doing something wrong. Good to know he'd push me out of a boat!
Last night, Andrew muttered that I needed to "shift because we're going up a driveway". I'm going to assume that he was talking about me driving his truck, but I don't really know because I suck at manual driving.
ReplyDeleteYet again, a completely mundane dream.