Emails get boring, so I Spruce them up Sometimes, using some Haikus

In case you didn't notice, the post title was a Haiku. It's because I'm clever. This is an exchange between my mother and I while both at work.

From: Christine
Subject: BONJOUR!

I wanted to send

A Haiku to my mother

So guess what? I did.

From: Mom

A what????

From: Christine

A Haiku poem,

Five syllables, then seven,

And then five again.

From: Mom

Nice – thanks … you are too cute (3-3-3-4)

From: Christine

What are those numbers?

Are you trying a Haiku,

Or is it Bingo?

From: Mom

Lol – no I counted the letters in my phrase!

From: Christine

I know, I checked them,

And I said syllables, not

Letters, silly mom.

From: Mom

OH- bahahaha!!!

From: Christine

This is permanent,

You know, at least for today,

Prepare to be bugged.

From: Mom

oukayyyyy

From: Christine

You should know better

Lol counts as three more

Syllables, ok?

From: Mom

annoyingggggggggg

From: Christine

I told you it would,

But I’m committed to it,

Though I’m not crazy.

From: Mom

HA – not too sure about that!!  

It's obvious that my mother isn't intune with her poetic side.

P.S. Any comment will be answered in Haiku format. Obviously.