Russia: The Takeover

It's official. The Russians have taken over my blog. This is a screencap of my worldwide pageviews. TODAY.

What is the deal with Russia?!?!!?!?

Seriously, this is affecting me.

Yesterday. I overheard a family speaking Russian at the mall. This happened.

Me: *whispering* Oh my God, they're Russian.

Andrew: They're probably spies sent after you.

(Andrew clearly doesn't help the situation. )

Me: Holy shit, we have to go. NOW.