Slow Clap for Me

Someone left a bunch of chocolate mints on my desk in a little tray. I reached to grab one and managed to not only knock down the tray itself, but also my mouse, my water bottle and my PC.

I'm surprised it doesn't look like this.

At that point, I had invested so much for a mint, so I had to pick one off the floor and eat it anyways. Turns out, I hate the combination of chocolate and mint and I have been spitting it out into my garbage can. At least two people came up to me during my SpitFest. I am always keeping it classy.