|I guess the people at the bottom are about to make love???|
|Oh sure, they look cute. Until you see what's inside....|
So Russia, let me know! I love you guys and your agressive, yet sexy language and your super cool magical looking churches of awesomeness. I love that you down vodka like it's apple juice and your impossible traditional dancing. I'm not a fan of how a lot of you girls get stuck in the sex trade and the whole eating horses thing, but hey, it's all good.
Seriously, all I need is one comment from you Russians, just so I know you're not plotting my death.
P.S. Please respond in English, cause I don't even understand your alphabet.