Grade 4 Essays: Titles to Remember

This past summer, I had worked for a month helping test marking for the schools in our area. Here are some of the cute and funny titles the kids wrote.

• The Nasty KIOTY
• Roalty can Sometimes be bad
• The Supercats Meet the Flood

He was probably thinking about these cats when he wrote it. I
mean, these cats would be the best to deal with a flood, since they
hover and shit.

• Tales of a Girl with Narcalipsee (I just love the spelling.)
• My Best Friend gets Mad alot (This was seriously all about how her best friend was a hormonal bitch. But in more PG terms.)

And the Best One by far.

• Winter in Uranus

Why do I feel like that kid will one day write porn scripts?